In honor of Never Have I Ever season 4, which just came out last week, it’s time to appreciate some of the best (and funniest) quotes ever said on the show.
Never Have I Ever is a comedy series that follows the life of a high school student, Devi Vishwakumar, as she navigates through friendships, relationships and relationships. And his short temper.
Vishwakumar is a funny character portrayed by Maitreyi Ramakrishnan very well despite his professional acting debut.
Throughout her Netflix show, Devi realizes that she is never really alone; Whether he fulfills his lifelong dream of being admitted to Princeton or not, his closest friends (Eleanor and Fabiola) and family will always be behind him.
Filled with memorable and hilarious quotes, HITC dives into some of the best in the series.
25 of the most pompous quotes ever said on Never Have I Ever
- Eleanor (to Devi): “You think you’re going to have a date?” Devi: “I have a couple of possible candidates, a few guys from Rotashe.” Male voiceover: “O to lie downher nobody”
- Trent: “But you should ride because it’s my bike Exploded“. Paxton: “How is this going on?”
- While Devi is at a house party, her rival Ben notices her and approaches. Me: “What are you doing here, aren’t you supposed to count your friends with two fingers?” Devi: “Oh, you’re the one to talk to.”
- Kamala (Devi’s cousin): “Not me HE Beautiful.” (Funny timed, a man rides past her on his bike (and is astonished by her beauty) and heads straight for some trash can).
Man: Sorry, are you a model?
Kamala (laughing): “Thank you very much, I’m not a biologist.” - In this scene, Paxton tries to comfort his best friend Trent after breaking up with Eleanor. With his long hair and the constant saying the wrong things at the wrong times, Trent is definitely a fan favourite. Always the craziest.Paxton (concerned): “How are you and that man?”
Trent: Oh, I’m fine. Yeah, I definitely don’t look up at the sky every night wondering if Eleanor is looking at the same moon as me. Or a different month.“
- Devi: “I am the victim here! He’s the one who started it all with his stupid mouth and stupid face!”
Nalini (Devi’s mother): “Your voice look and innocent.” - Nirmala (Devi’s grandmother): Nalini, correction. Let him wander in shame.”
Devi: “Damn Pati, why are you coming for me?”
Nirmala: “You ate end Eggo and left the empty box in the freezer! - Devi (opening the fridge): “Mom, I’m hungry! There’s no food here, except for popcorn chips, hummus, and leftovers.”
- Nalini: Everyone, we have a very special guest tonight.
(pointing to Ben)
“Kamala, please reduce the spice level accordingly.” - Devi: “They call me Crazy Giant for a reason. Do you want to know why?This name was probably born due to Devi’s inability to sit still and enjoy the peace. After all, medium stated “Every time a problem is solved, Devi creates a new one.” Even if the giant A lot throughout the show, mistakes take it upon himself to fix them almost immediately; After all, he’s only human.
- Mr. Shapiro (Devi’s teacher): “To quote Taylor Swift, our greatest American songwriter. ‘Welcome to New York.’”
- DISCOVERED – IS MICHAEL CIMNO GAY? I NEVER HAD HEARTROB’S HEIGHT, MOVIES, SEXUALITY
- Trent (to Ben): “Oh no, it’s my fault. I thought you had something like a cockroach on your face, man. Because this school has crazy cockroaches. But it’s just like a big opposite. Oh, you should have this looked at. I’ve heard that if a pimple gets too big it can seep into your brain and kill you”
- Andres Ramos (contractor): (to Nalini) “I didn’t know you were a widow. I assumed you were… divorced because of your personality.
Nalini (to the camera): “This is so rude.” - This scene begins with Ben dropping all his books from his locker.
Trent: “I wanted to help you, but not as much as I want to see those books fall.” - Trent: “Eleanor and I have come to a compromise that we think Eleanor’s way is best.”
- Nalini (to Devi): “How are you not dressed yet? Get ready and get your grandma some butter. He has a bracelet attached to his wrist.”
- Devi: “My mom doesn’t tell me how to live my life. Megan Thee Stallion does.
- Eleanor: “This is our last first day of sophomore year! I’m going to cry!”
Devi: “This reminded me of an issue I wanted to talk to you about. We are not cool.“ - Nalini: “Oh look, if I were you I’d be worried about your own safety.”
Andres Ramos: “Okay. Before you send your husband after me-”
Nalini: “Oh no, no. Look, there is no husband. I’m skilled enough to slap someone on my own.”Nalini is a really funny mom who doesn’t bother to impress anyone or meet any social standards. As Devi grows and progresses through her life, her respect for her mother grows with her. - Margot Ramos (to Devi): “You’re jealous because I picked me!”
Nalini: “Wait. Wow, wait. This … About I?
(pointing with his hands) I Gross?!”
School Principal: “Girl, that’s what I said!” - Trent: “Paxton came to my rescue, man. The liquor store didn’t take my ID even though Aunt Judy had her old driver’s license, and she and I are exactly alike.
- Manish (Devi’s teacher): “Actually, it’s very important. No one can enter that school. I applied to teach there. Rejected.“
Kamala: “Sorry honey.”
Nirmala: “This is the best. You’re too fragile to live at high altitude, Manish.”
Manish: “Burn! I thought you liked me now.
Nirmala: “I love you, so I’m worried about how weak you are.”